Triffids Redux



Once again I find myself barely able to contain my dread and to say that I tread softly around these beasts would be an understatement. Many are over ten feet tall with seed heads 9-10 inches across. It was in the first week of June that I planted them along the walkway in my backyard.


Three months and many gallons of water later I find that my mutant army is ready. Ready to maim. Ready to kill. Ready to help me achieve world domination. But most of all, ready to do some stand-up comedy in a club near you. Don't forget to buss your table and tip your waitress. Goodnight all!

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Anonymous said…
Some people might wonder why you'd be planting anything that tall on the very edge of the walkway...
4:18 PM
The Fool said…
It was a wonderful placement. They gave me a natural shade fence for my backyard where I could have frolicked naked if I'd wanted. If you come over we can put this to the test. I won't even call the local newspaper.
4:24 PM
Anonymous said…
Do straight men actually frolic?
2:27 PM
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