President Obama vists my neighborhood

I knew there had to be a reason I couldn't get to the I-71N onramp. President Obama was delivering a speech at a major intersection not three blocks from my house. If only I'd known he was going to be here I would have dressed nice or baked some cookies. Anything. But no. There I was in a baseball cap, jeans, a white T-shirt and stinky armpits. Next time Mr. President give me some warning and I'll get spiffed up. I might even floss.